Monthly Archives: May 2012

DROPPING THE GLOVES

I would like to address some questions about getting kicked out of my hockey game last week for fighting, and then getting punished with an additional 1-game suspension and $50 fine. Dude, what happened? Our goalie covered the puck.  The referee … Continue reading

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IF IT WAS A SNAKE, IT WOULD’VE BIT ME

My wife is up to her old tricks again, mangling idioms at an alarming rate. Here are three recent mix-ups from my Beirut-born beloved. They threw you under the river This one is a physical impossibility.  How can you get thrown … Continue reading

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