Monthly Archives: March 2011

THINGS MY WIFE SAYS

Here are some of my favorite things my wife Aleen says. 1.  Take Yes for An Answer. You would be surprised how many times it comes in handy.  Use it when people continue to argue a point you have already conceded, … Continue reading

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BOOMER UNLEASHED (fiction)

Allow me to introduce you to Boomer, a snuggly, three-year-old mix of Golden retriever and standard poodle.  This sweetheart is 97 pounds of fluffy, loving, wheat-colored exuberance.  He is great with kids.  He is fully housebroken.  My only complaint is related to squirrels. … Continue reading

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THE ELOQUENCE OF MADNESS

There are 30 things I should be doing right now instead of thinking – let alone, writing – about Charlie Sheen.  But I can’t help it.  He had me at “droopy-eyed, armless children.” While the basic schtick of a celebrity … Continue reading

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